[outside Boy's 17]

[_superdork_]

[Kon has somehow got a lilo and has parked it in the moat surrounding Boy's Cabin 17. This is where he is, wearing a t-shirt, sunglasses and swimming trunks, and frowning at a copy of The Galactic Highway Code.Carry the one, multiple by the square root of the original trilogy -- you know what, this is bull. Not only does none of this make sense,

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[grabmyclutch]

I can help with driving lessons if you need it I'm a world-class driver after all.

[_superdork_]

A world-class driver? And you just happened to be passing?

[grabmyclutch]

I've won a lot of races too I'm Speed Racer!

[_superdork_]

Of all the times that camp actually gives me what I want.

Is Speed your first name then?

[grabmyclutch]

That's right so what exactly do you need help in?

[_superdork_]

Currently, I'm trying to think of a crack on your name that Camp hasn't already beaten me to, but other than that I got to learn this book before I can learn to drive.

[grabmyclutch]

Is it a very big book it's been a while since I read that manual.

[_superdork_]

It's not the biggest manual I've ever seen and dude, do you like your run-on sentences or what.

[grabmyclutch]

What are you talking about this is how I normally speak.

[_superdork_]

Hey, it's cool dude. Your grammar choices are your own; you don't need to take a gap to breathe, more power to you.

[grabmyclutch]

I don't understand why everyone keeps telling me this it's not like I'm doing it wrong.

[_superdork_]

Dude, it's cool. Seriously -- you don't want to be trying to cram your square self into a circle now, right? Embrace your differences -- just like lesbians!

[grabmyclutch]

What's a lesbian and what do squares have to do with it?

[_superdork_]

No, square is pretty much the opposite of lesbians.

Let me see if I can rephrase that.

[grabmyclutch]

Okay but I still don't understand what you mean.

[_superdork_]

So you like to talk in a way that defies punctuation thats cool it doesn't matter if people don't get it because hey its you and as long as you're doing what comes naturally (or who if you're a lesbian) then the rest of the world can jump in the Lake.