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[yourmumjoke]

[In the center of camp there is an irate woman. Come make her feel welcome]

This isn't funny.

((intropost for jackie. standard warnings apply. new character, new to rping, will be super slow as I get used to her voice.))

((eta: going to bed for the night. will pick up everything tomorrow.

Comments

[cheerupemosquid]

[THE CENTER OF CAMP IS NOW KNOWN AS NEAR THE LAKE]

Ahh, how peculiar indeed.

[a_valiant_rose]

... [FROWNING AT YOOOOOU FROM THE SAFETY OF SHORE]

[cheerupemosquid]

Have you come for another visit?

[notamartian]

No. She hasn't.

[a_valiant_rose]

. . . MUM?

[yourmumjoke]

ROSE!

[a_valiant_rose]

[HUGS FOR YOU] What are you doing here??

[yourmumjoke]

I don't know! Turn a corner and here I am, no clue where I've gone!

[dynamesentry]

Pretty accurate way of looking at it.

[yourmumjoke]

'Scuse me, could you tell me where I am? 'Fraid I've gotten a bit lost...

[dynamesentry]

I can do that, sure. You're in a place called Camp Fuck U Die. It's at a swamp in Louisiana. From the looks of it, there's a chance you might have gotten some kind of letter before arriving. Did you?

[yourmumjoke]

No, nothing like that. I was out shopping, I turned a corner and here I was. I don't even have my shopping anymore.

I'm Jackie Tyler, by the way.

[notamartian]

[... stops. PAUSES.

...

LAUGHS]

Jackie Tyler.

[a_valiant_rose]

We've got to rename the kitten now.

[notamartian]

... but she answers to it, now! Poor Jackie.

The kitten that is. Not your mum.

[a_valiant_rose]

It was her name first, Doctor.

[ineedbothhands]

It isn't. It could be worse, though.

[yourmumjoke]

Here I am, strange new place, staring straight at a squid-man, and he tells me it could be worse.

[is totally smiling, though!]

[ineedbothhands]

[...keywords]

Well...I guess it is pretty bad. But at least you haven't been turned into anything!

[yourmumjoke]

What'd you mean? Turn into things?