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[yourmumjoke]

[In the center of camp there is an irate woman. Come make her feel welcome]

This isn't funny.

((intropost for jackie. standard warnings apply. new character, new to rping, will be super slow as I get used to her voice.))

((eta: going to bed for the night. will pick up everything tomorrow.

Comments

[dynamesentry]

Pretty accurate way of looking at it.

[yourmumjoke]

'Scuse me, could you tell me where I am? 'Fraid I've gotten a bit lost...

[dynamesentry]

I can do that, sure. You're in a place called Camp Fuck U Die. It's at a swamp in Louisiana. From the looks of it, there's a chance you might have gotten some kind of letter before arriving. Did you?

[yourmumjoke]

No, nothing like that. I was out shopping, I turned a corner and here I was. I don't even have my shopping anymore.

I'm Jackie Tyler, by the way.

[dynamesentry]

Well, maybe you might want to check your pockets.

It's a pleasure, Jackie. The name's Lockon.

[yourmumjoke]

'Fraid big bags like that wouldn't fit in my pockets. It's a shame, too.

Lockon, eh? 's not a name you hear very much.

[dynamesentry]

Well, I was referring more for the letter than the bags, but I wouldn't be too surprised here.

It's a nickname, really. But you could say it's all I've got right now.

[yourmumjoke]

[Checks! There is some change and not a whole lot else]

See, nothing there. Would have been to nice, wouldn't it? Giving me a reason to be here.

All you've got?

[dynamesentry]

I don't know what's better-coming here with a purpose or coming here without one, but I sympathize either way.

Long story, but it's who I am.

[yourmumjoke]

I don't see why anyone would want to come here! 'S all strange. Mind you, most of the people are all right. And my daughter's here. Can't say I mind seeing her at all! I do wish she were somewhere safer, though.

Well, I won't pull a story out of you if you don't want it told. Can't say I'm not curious, though.