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[toiletseat_girl]

*sitting outside of Girls' Cabin 2 there is a long table. On the table is a coffin-shaped cake, along with plastic skulls and several black balloon bouquets. Hanging above the table is a long black and silver banner reading "Happy 3rd Death Anniversary, Georgia!" There's also a small stereo playing with (what else?) Don't Fear the Reaper on

Comments

[height_rule]

Well hey. I wonder if I'll get one of these.

[toiletseat_girl]

You want it? You can have it.

[height_rule]

It just wouldn't be the same.

[toiletseat_girl]

Yeah? Why's that?

[_superdork_]

Hey, cake!

[toiletseat_girl]

Shaped like a coffin and with worms coming outta it.

[_superdork_]

-- too much to ask for them to be those gummy sour worms?

[toiletseat_girl]

Yeah, knowing my luck? Probably. Goddamnit, I was hoping it would skip this year.

[spring_spring]

....well!

[toiletseat_girl]

. . . well, can it die? I think it needs to die.

[spring_spring]

Well, you could always just eat it...

[toiletseat_girl]

I'm not gonna eat it! It's gross, it's got -- worms and crap coming outta it. Okay, they're just gummy worms, but it's the principle of the thing.

[drink_this]

Happy...oh. Hey, George-chan~

[toiletseat_girl]

Hey, Watari. Have any dynamite with you?

[drink_this]

Not on me, but I could make some.

[toiletseat_girl]

In about the next ten minutes? That's enough time to cook up some good stuff, but not so fast it's not safe.

[brazeofglory]

My best guess? It's a cake.

[toiletseat_girl]

It's an evil cake.

[brazeofglory]

Evil, you say?

[URGE TO SMITE IT, RISING...]

[toiletseat_girl]

Yes. 'Cause it's making fun of me. It's just sitting there with its -- cakeness.