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[toiletseat_girl]

*sitting outside of Girls' Cabin 2 there is a long table. On the table is a coffin-shaped cake, along with plastic skulls and several black balloon bouquets. Hanging above the table is a long black and silver banner reading "Happy 3rd Death Anniversary, Georgia!" There's also a small stereo playing with (what else?) Don't Fear the Reaper on

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[height_rule]

Well hey. I wonder if I'll get one of these.

[toiletseat_girl]

You want it? You can have it.

[height_rule]

It just wouldn't be the same.

[toiletseat_girl]

Yeah? Why's that?

[height_rule]

Well it'd be hard to change the banner.

[toiletseat_girl]

I'm sure we could find a Sharpie to scribble out my name and write yours in.

[height_rule]

*laughs*

You can try but I doubt camp'll let you. Why's this so bad?

[toiletseat_girl]

Probably not, knowing my luck. And it's just --- I know I'm dead. I know it every single fucking day of the week. I don't need huge reminders or whatever.

[height_rule]

You sure? You're acting like it's more than just annoying.

[toiletseat_girl]

Well, today it is. I mean, sure there are things that probably did --- I dunno. Maybe work out better for me this way? But, this is kinda shoving it into my face a lot. I don't exactly appreciate it.

[height_rule]

Few things camp does can be appreciated.

[toiletseat_girl]

No kidding. Why couldn't it celebrate with kittens, instead? At least those aren't annoying.

[height_rule]

You want a kitten? I can arrange that if I manage to get the son of a bitch to let go of my bed.

[toiletseat_girl]

It's more of a hypothetical thing. You know how camp is, it seems to like to celebrate with kittens at least once a month. And I take it you don't like your little fluffball much?

[height_rule]

It thinks Ash is it's mother or something. Probably because their hair the same color.

[toiletseat_girl]

. . . oh, Christ. Please tell me it doesn't try to nurse him.