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[recreational]

[there is a table set up somewhere that's frequented quite often-likely near the Mess Hall, even-with a large sign that says FREE FASHION TIPS AND ADVICE. sitting at this table is one teenage boy and standing beside it is one wannabe Apostle]

If you feel that it is necessary to offer advice ... you should have an assistant who is equally aware of

Comments

[goingapostle]

It would seem that you've missed the material of the white clothing. I'd say that it's unfortunate that you are incapable of taking note of a significant factor such as this.

[recreational]

[laughs]

Couldn't you have said "my material makes my clothing"?

[goingapostle]

I see that you've missed the point of my statement. I would give your apparent ability to do this only 20 points. You gain five of those for what you're wearing at the moment.

[recreational]

Oh, a points system.

[a_holy_oak]

... fashion advice?

[recreational]

I only wanted to show my most benevolent self upon arriving.

[a_holy_oak]

Ahaha, so you're trying to show off and make a good first impression?

[recreational]

That's exactly it! You're very quick.

[ovoretherainbow]

What's fashion?

[recreational]

[gives you a once over]

Isn't that a very good question?

[ovoretherainbow]

[hey pantslessness and giant pockets are totally in okay]

What do you mean?

[recreational]

You'll definitely take a while.

[trial_by_juri]

May I ask for what occasion?

[recreational]

I'm announcing my arrival and assistance! I'm willing to offer help for any situation, of course. Formal wear or even a picnic with a good friend. You can trust me.

[trial_by_juri]

Trust you? What an odd thing to say.

[recreational]

Trust is very important where I'm from.

[iyaaalilbro]

[my clothes are not a century old. . . really, just passing by curiously]

[recreational]

I think you went a little too vintage there.

[iyaaalilbro]

I thought that was fashionable nowadays?

[recreational]

There's vintage and then there's the vintage vintage vintage! Although you do look quite sharp.