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[recreational]

[there is a table set up somewhere that's frequented quite often-likely near the Mess Hall, even-with a large sign that says FREE FASHION TIPS AND ADVICE. sitting at this table is one teenage boy and standing beside it is one wannabe Apostle]

If you feel that it is necessary to offer advice ... you should have an assistant who is equally aware of

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[goingapostle]

It would seem that you've missed the material of the white clothing. I'd say that it's unfortunate that you are incapable of taking note of a significant factor such as this.

[recreational]

[laughs]

Couldn't you have said "my material makes my clothing"?

[goingapostle]

I see that you've missed the point of my statement. I would give your apparent ability to do this only 20 points. You gain five of those for what you're wearing at the moment.

[recreational]

Oh, a points system.

[goingapostle]

You've also missed the gravity of the situation with the points.

[recreational]

I realize we haven't exchanged names yet. You can call me Joshua.

[goingapostle]

Another loss of points for being unable to listen to me. Eight that time, I would say.

[recreational]

That's a very long name, you know.

[goingapostle]

If you are unwilling to listen to me, my name is Kilik. If you are incapable of speaking to someone and listening to them, how do you think you can give advice?

[recreational]

What an unusual name.

[goingapostle]

I wouldn't say the character of my name is relevant.

[recreational]

"A rose by any other name smells just as sweet"?

[goingapostle]

That would be the point I am trying to make, though you'll likely miss it again. ... In a place like this, with the travesties that surround us, it's necessary to understand what someone is saying.

[recreational]

Have you considered cutting your hair and losing the glasses?

[goingapostle]

There would be no need for that ... My hair fits the trends, to some extent, and so do the glasses. I believe you are reaching now.

[recreational]

We really don't see eye to eye. Isn't that funny?