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[voodoochef]

[The cook, sipping a cup of tea while reading his copy of the Daily Misfortunes has just put down his cup so quickly that it makes a sound just loud enough to cut through Asano's snoring. Whatever caught his attention is important enough that he reads it again before putting down the paper and standing to make this announcement

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[vegan_megan]

... blood sacrifice?

And - you're going?

[voodoochef]

It seemed fair. Vash-san was so involved with the collapse of the Mess Hall, he should contribute to making it stronger.

I hope so. Otherwise my horrorscope is somewhat ... ominous.

[vegan_megan]

You know, I can't help but agree.

Couldn't it be just a printing mistake or something like that?

[voodoochef]

I'd leave you instructions, but it is a rather complicated recipe.

The Daily Misfortune is renowned for its accuracy.

[putyourheartin]

... But who will keep us fed well now?

[voodoochef]

It does not go into detail. Perhaps reading your horrorscope will explain. Your sigh, Yoshino-san?

[putyourheartin]

Ah, umm, it's Sagittarius, but I don't think a horoscope will sufficiently explain...

[voodoochef]

Sagittarius: Fear not, death by starvation would be too easy.

There you go.

[hes_my_master]

... Ah. You are leaving?

[voodoochef]

Well, the alternative is a little dire.

[hes_my_master]

I see.

[voodoochef]

Either way, it has been a pleasure to work alongside you, Hisui-san.

[missmiracle_gro]

*is invisible! and reading your horrorscope*

Ew, that's gross! So, you're leaving too?

[voodoochef]

I certainly hope so, Claire-san.

[missmiracle_gro]

...

How'd you know it was me?

[voodoochef]

You have a certain ... presence, Claire-san.

[luvernfighter]

Horoscope?

[voodoochef]

Horrorscope, Soubi-san.

[luvernfighter]

Which has informed you of your impending departure?

[voodoochef]

Or impending decease. It's one of those vague ones.