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[voodoochef]

[The cook, sipping a cup of tea while reading his copy of the Daily Misfortunes has just put down his cup so quickly that it makes a sound just loud enough to cut through Asano's snoring. Whatever caught his attention is important enough that he reads it again before putting down the paper and standing to make this announcement

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[putyourheartin]

... But who will keep us fed well now?

[voodoochef]

It does not go into detail. Perhaps reading your horrorscope will explain. Your sigh, Yoshino-san?

[putyourheartin]

Ah, umm, it's Sagittarius, but I don't think a horoscope will sufficiently explain...

[voodoochef]

Sagittarius: Fear not, death by starvation would be too easy.

There you go.

[putyourheartin]

H-how bleak!

[voodoochef]

That's why they're called horrorscopes.

I'm sure Mrs Curtis, Gremio-san, Kuroyanagi-san, and all the other Mess Hall staff will take good care of everyone, especially now that the Mess Hall is back.

[putyourheartin]

But! Surely the menu will be missing your touch.

[voodoochef]

Well, that is true. I wonder who Kuroyanagi-san will put on lunches?

[putyourheartin]

I wonder... lunch is my favorite official meal of the day after all!

[voodoochef]

A healthy appetite will see you through many hardships.