ITP: CAKE AND SHANKING.

[a_valiant_rose]

[If you are down by the lakeside today, you might notice an extraordinarily large cake. In fact, it's so large that it looks like a person could even fit inside it! On the side, it reads "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSE

Comments

[notamartian]

[HALF AN HOUR EARLIER: a Time Lord was pounced and tied up by very insistent gorillas and put in a cake.

HALF AN HOUR LATER: he is still there.]

... this is so undignified.

[a_valiant_rose]

...Did the cake just talk?

[notamartian]

[... this is an unhappy voice.]

Don't assume a cake is just a cake. As the newly crowned King of Cake, I am quite insulted. Do you not see my spectacular pink frosting?

[a_valiant_rose]

[...waaaitasecond.]

...Doctor?

[onthenightroad]

...

For some reason, I get the feeling it's someone's birthday today...

[but_a_wolf]

Quick, get some flowers. Maybe she'll let you have some.

[onthenightroad]

I-- I don't know who she is!

[but_a_wolf]

She's the birthday girl~ ♥

[withwhitewings]

... Oh, my. Are you okay?

[a_valiant_rose]

Yeah, m'fine. A little curious about the giant and apparently talking cake, though.

[withwhitewings]

Talking cake? Well, it is camp. Maybe you shouldn't cut it...

[a_valiant_rose]

..I know that voice. I think it's one of those cakes where a person can get inside it.

[but_a_wolf]

Happy birthday!

[a_valiant_rose]

Thanks!

[but_a_wolf]

I suppose you don't remember having been here before?

[a_valiant_rose]

No, I don't, sorry.

[sharpmaskedman]

[Cake is a good way to attract attention. Giant cake is even better.]

Feliz Navidad!

[a_valiant_rose]

...Doesn't that mean "Merry Christmas"?

[sharpmaskedman]

Probably--I was never very good at Spanish. Hey, did you see the size of that cake?

[a_valiant_rose]

Yeah, I noticed it's a bit on the ridiculously large side.