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a_valiant_rose in campfuckudie

ITP: CAKE AND SHANKING.

Apr 27, 2008 15:23

[If you are down by the lakeside today, you might notice an extraordinarily large cake. In fact, it's so large that it looks like a person could even fit inside it! On the side, it reads "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROSE ( Read more... )

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notamartian April 27 2008, 20:05:00 UTC

[HALF AN HOUR EARLIER: a Time Lord was pounced and tied up by very insistent gorillas and put in a cake.

HALF AN HOUR LATER: he is still there.]

... this is so undignified.

a_valiant_rose April 27 2008, 20:06:48 UTC

...Did the cake just talk?

notamartian April 27 2008, 20:09:04 UTC

[... this is an unhappy voice.]

Don't assume a cake is just a cake. As the newly crowned King of Cake, I am quite insulted. Do you not see my spectacular pink frosting?

a_valiant_rose April 27 2008, 20:10:07 UTC

[...waaaitasecond.]

...Doctor?

notamartian April 27 2008, 20:20:03 UTC

[CAKE OPENS FROM THE TOP, and ... your guess was 100% correct.]

I am not stripping for you.

a_valiant_rose April 27 2008, 20:23:09 UTC

Not much of a good cake-stripper, then, are you?

notamartian April 27 2008, 20:24:38 UTC

Well it's not like I planned this.

[... this is punishment for forgetting your birthday I think ):]

a_valiant_rose April 27 2008, 20:29:18 UTC

I figured as much. Need some help down?

[You had so better still be getting me a present.]

notamartian April 27 2008, 20:30:13 UTC

I'm actually ankle deep in chocolate sponge. This could be a difficult task.

a_valiant_rose April 27 2008, 20:47:34 UTC

...Chocolate sponge? Oooh, don't wreck the cake getting out.

notamartian April 27 2008, 20:54:15 UTC

This isn't a proper stripper cake - it's actually made of cake! This isn't fair at all.

[... how do I get out without ruining it.]

a_valiant_rose April 27 2008, 21:03:54 UTC

[ignoring your pouting in favour of trying some of the frosting] It's tasty, though.

[...You're the genius, you figure it out.]

notamartian April 27 2008, 21:18:27 UTC

... Rose. I might be stuck.

a_valiant_rose April 27 2008, 21:27:57 UTC

[and I might be extremely amused]

notamartian April 27 2008, 21:28:18 UTC

[okay I have to laugh as well]

a_valiant_rose April 27 2008, 21:29:28 UTC

Hang on, I'm going to see if I can find a ladder or something.

[WANDERS OFF TOWARDS THE WATER]

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