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[i_am_not_food]

Most of the zombies seem not to like the smell of sink cleaner much, though I somehow doubt that'll help the rest of you lot much. Pretty sure the squirrels have managed to graffiti my armor (again) anyhow; am wondering just where they got spray paint, and how such tiny dead things manage to carry it in the first place

Comments

[at_anon]

I would venture to suggest that it's you because cutting Zero's hair is just a little TOO risky. That and they might think you're their king or something - it happens sometimes.

[i_am_not_food]

... King of the Squirrels?

Do you think that means they'd maybe follow orders if I tried?

[at_anon]

You should find out!

[i_am_not_food]

...

I have minions.

[zombie_haku]

BRAINS.

[shinnanigans]

SEEEEEEEEX.

[zombie_haku]

Brains + Sex = Skullfucking

Everyone wins!

[shinnanigans]

... I don't! Brains don't have boobies and they can't pat me on the head. It just wouldn't be emotionally satisfying.

[hindsight]

Everything will be solved once you have sex with me! And Axl. And Zero. And uh. The zombie walking into the wall?

[i_am_not_food]

Even if that did make sense, it would involve getting out of camp first. So there.

[hindsight]

I could always tell you about the raging flood of blood known as PMS. :D

[insanezero]

You're talking to wrong person here.

That stuff only affects Axl. :D

OOC

[only_sane_one]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off reference that I totally get? WTFOMGLUV? <3

[red_edge]

Did you know that your ass says "insert here?"

[i_am_not_food]

. . . No. No I did not.

[red_edge]

Yeah. Might want to find something to remove indelible marker.

[i_am_not_food]

THE CLEANER, IT DOES NOTHING.

My minions are mean. D: