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[i_am_not_food]

Most of the zombies seem not to like the smell of sink cleaner much, though I somehow doubt that'll help the rest of you lot much. Pretty sure the squirrels have managed to graffiti my armor (again) anyhow; am wondering just where they got spray paint, and how such tiny dead things manage to carry it in the first place

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[hindsight]

Everything will be solved once you have sex with me! And Axl. And Zero. And uh. The zombie walking into the wall?

[i_am_not_food]

Even if that did make sense, it would involve getting out of camp first. So there.

[hindsight]

I could always tell you about the raging flood of blood known as PMS. :D

[insanezero]

You're talking to wrong person here.

That stuff only affects Axl. :D

[hindsight]

Poo.

At least he'd be mildly uncomfortable? :D I am not good at creating new ways of breaking people.

Plus Zero told me to leave Axl alone for a bit. D:

[insanezero]

The best way to break a person is with a hammer. :D

But I guess that'll at least wince a bit.

[hindsight]

"And then I'll smash it with a HAMMER!!!"

I think it'd break them too much though. D:

[insanezero]

This is why we have DUCT TAPE. :D

Besides, 'tis only but a flesh wound. They'll heal in a few years.

[i_am_not_food]

I've had worse. And Zero's died before, lots. Don't overestimate yourself.

[hindsight]

Oh.

So um, are there any ways that you can be easily incapitated by some common kitchen utensil? :D

[i_am_not_food]

Well there was that one time No.

[hindsight]

You sure? What about sporks?

[i_am_not_food]

And I would tell you this because??

[hindsight]

YOU'RE THE FATHER OF MY BABY. D:

[axl_bullets]

REPLOIDS DON'T REPRODUCE LIKE THAT. o_O

[hindsight]

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?