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[fromthelostdays]

*There is currently a giant flashing sign floating in the air over Heather's head that says "WARNING: ECO-VILLAIN"*

*On the upside, she's also clean as a whistle*

So... anybody want to tell me why I should care about polluting stream water that just ends up in the radioactive lake anyway? Really, a little shampoo is the least of its problems.

Comments

[redrisngphoenix]

What does that even mean?

[fromthelostdays]

It reminds me of cheesy old cartoons where the moral of every episode was that it's up to you to save the planet.

Which would make me one of the generic planet-trashing bad guys for finding somewhere bee-free to take a bath.

[redrisngphoenix]

Soap isn't that bad...

[fromthelostdays]

Okay... there might have been some bleach too, since I figured I might as well take care of some laundry while I was there. But still, it just ends up in the lake and nothing's going to make that much worse.

[classprotector]

I'm definitely intimidated.

[fromthelostdays]

Watch out, I might just squirt body wash on you.

[classprotector]

Nothing burns quite like hygiene.

[fromthelostdays]

You'd better be ready to stop me, because if I could have my dastardly way nobody would ever stink again!

[aquatofana]

You'd think the water life might appreciate the extra cleanliness.

[aquatofana]

Well, look at the lake.

[batsuxmachina]

Awww, I want a sign like that!

[fromthelostdays]

Grab some soap and follow the lake shore that way... *points* ...and you'll end up at the stream eventually. Maybe you'll get lucky.

[batsuxmachina]

…Soap? What I gotta do with it?

[fromthelostdays]

This thing only showed up after I washed up there.

[biggestinjapan]

Impressive sign.

[fromthelostdays]

Oh yeah. I think it's just the thing to make me stand out from the crowd.

[biggestinjapan]

I'm not quite desperate enough to bathe in a stream yet, but more power to you.

[fromthelostdays]

I didn't think there was anything desperate about it. I wash there when I'm camping out, so I might as well do it when the showers are full of bees too.

Though I don't expect most people to, since that's some cold water.