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[fromthelostdays]

*There is currently a giant flashing sign floating in the air over Heather's head that says "WARNING: ECO-VILLAIN"*

*On the upside, she's also clean as a whistle*

So... anybody want to tell me why I should care about polluting stream water that just ends up in the radioactive lake anyway? Really, a little shampoo is the least of its problems.

Comments

[classprotector]

I'm definitely intimidated.

[fromthelostdays]

Watch out, I might just squirt body wash on you.

[classprotector]

Nothing burns quite like hygiene.

[fromthelostdays]

You'd better be ready to stop me, because if I could have my dastardly way nobody would ever stink again!

[classprotector]

I better call for superhero backup. This could get clean pretty fast.

[fromthelostdays]

The bees secretly just showed up to foil me, don't you know. Damned hippie insects.

[classprotector]

Hey, don't diss my superbees.

[fromthelostdays]

Your hippiebees need to get a job.

[classprotector]

They're weirdly unemployable. I think it's the way they sting people a lot.

[fromthelostdays]

Excuses, excuses. They just need to find a masochist to hire them.

[classprotector]

There's gotta be someone at camp who likes angry insects.

[fromthelostdays]

Too bad that angry flower's gone. They could...

...No, I don't want to think about pollination here.

[classprotector]

Especially pollination of the angry flower.

[fromthelostdays]

Yeah, my brain went to a bad place for a minute there. I think I've been punished for my evil-doing.

[classprotector]

Do I get to take good-doer responsibility, or does that count for self-inflicted?

[fromthelostdays]

If you need the extra points on your hero card, you can take credit. I promise I won't tell.