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[defrestsinpeace]

Hello everyone! Guess what. It's time to guess! It is time to guess what has happened here, here on Mr. Edgeworth's desk. Everyone gets a free hint! A hint for free.

Are you ready for your hint? ~It wasn't a game of Scrabble~ Alright everyone! Put on your guessing hats!

And by "guessing hats" I mean "feed me."

Comments

[how_i_like_my]

Kitten, now that's just cruel.

[defrestsinpeace]

What, you think the riddle is too hard, darling~? [wanders over and begins licking his elbow vigorously]

[how_i_like_my]

Ha...! Not for me!

And don't do that.

[defrestsinpeace]

No, certainly not.

[licklicklicklicklick]

Don't do what?

[whooooooop]

Well, the dog looks like Mr. Godot but... I'm lost.

[defrestsinpeace]

Detective Gumshoe! Good afternoon, Detective Gumshoe.

[whooooooop]

You know my name, cat?

[Ear skritches!]

[defrestsinpeace]

[this is acceptable, rolls into the skritches]

I know many things.

[that_devo_song]

...

[defrestsinpeace]

Oh look, it's someone named Franziska.

[that_devo_song]

Don't you have any respect for all that is good and righteous in this world!? Miles Edgeworth's desk is for prosecution, not foolish furry fornication!

[defrestsinpeace]

He has no one to blame but himself that his was the sturdiest~!

[badgrbadgrbadgr]

... please tell me that Trucy didn't see you, at least.

[how_i_like_my]

Trucy?

[badgrbadgrbadgr]

My, er. My daughter.

... [STARES AT DOGOT]

[how_i_like_my]

What kind of trickery is this? Do you expect me to believe that someone would choose to breed with you, Trite? You can't fool me.

[attorneyatlol]

...

*just. facepalming*

[defrestsinpeace]

Oh, it's Mr. Edgeworth. We were just talking about you. [ruuuuuuubs against ankles]

[attorneyatlol]

... I'm aware of that.

[defrestsinpeace]

Incidentally! You can just put the clothing in a pile on our beds. I'll deal with it when I have opposable thumbs again.