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[defrestsinpeace]

Hello everyone! Guess what. It's time to guess! It is time to guess what has happened here, here on Mr. Edgeworth's desk. Everyone gets a free hint! A hint for free.

Are you ready for your hint? ~It wasn't a game of Scrabble~ Alright everyone! Put on your guessing hats!

And by "guessing hats" I mean "feed me."

Comments

[how_i_like_my]

Kitten, now that's just cruel.

[defrestsinpeace]

What, you think the riddle is too hard, darling~? [wanders over and begins licking his elbow vigorously]

[how_i_like_my]

Ha...! Not for me!

And don't do that.

[defrestsinpeace]

No, certainly not.

[licklicklicklicklick]

Don't do what?

[how_i_like_my]

Stop playing stupid, Kitten.

[defrestsinpeace]

You wound me, Darling. When have I ever played stupid without a very good reason, hm?

[how_i_like_my]

[nudges her with his nose]

There you go again.

[defrestsinpeace]

It's alright. I can't really expect you to understand, but these superior cat senses has allowed me knowledge I could only have ever dreamed of before. Knowledge about how much your elbow needs to be licked that if you had even the faintest idea... would blow your mind.

[how_i_like_my]

...

[licks self]

[defrestsinpeace]

. . .

How barbaric.

[how_i_like_my]

A dog can't fight his nature, Kitten.

[defrestsinpeace]

I know, Darling, and I forgive you. Just keep your elbow still.

[how_i_like_my]

No cat is in charge of me.

[defrestsinpeace]

[I can't hear you over how much I am licking your elbow right now]

[how_i_like_my]

[moves]

[defrestsinpeace]

Darlinnnnnnnnng....!

[rollrollroll]

This is for your own good, you know.