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[jackintomyport]

*Harper is standing in front of a HUGE pile of pussy willows. Under a equally huge floating banner:

HAPPY DYNGUS DAY!
Now go beat each other with pussy willows

There is also a large pile of full squirt-guns of every design imaginable*

Well, that's interesting.

((In honor of, well, Dyngus Day. Go to town folks! Mun will be trying to get all

Comments

[height_rule]

Pussy...what?

[jackintomyport]

Pussy willows.

*holding one up* They're kinda fuzzy. Though why we're supposed to beat each other with them I have no idea.

[height_rule]

This idea is fucked up on several layers.

[jackintomyport]

No kidding.

But the water-guns could be fun.

[miss_34_c]

What's a... Dyngus?

[jackintomyport]

I have no idea, babe.

*possibly considering squirting you, however*

[miss_34_c]

So camp just decided to pick you for Grand Marshall, hn? That's so exciting, Harper! ♥ *noticing the pussy willows* These are... interesting.

*she'll shoot back, and it's a 50/50 tossup whether it'd be water or bullets~*

[jackintomyport]

Apparently.

And fuzzy!

*picking up one. and brushing it across your cheek*

[bulletwthmyname]

...wow, that's blinding.

[jackintomyport]

Eh, you get used to it. I've learned to tune out sparkly and bright colors.

*as shown by his clothing. also, has been squirting your boyfriend with water*

[bulletwthmyname]

So I see.

[dude, why does everyone go after the leather? seriously.]

Pussy willows and guns that shoot water seems like a really odd combination.

[jackintomyport]

*because Harper has an unfortunate habit of annoying large leather wearing men who could break him in half?*

I should probably look up this Dyngus Day thing. But hey, they've got their uses! And it is fun.

[ineedbothhands]

Pfft. If you don't get a day off of school for it, it's not a real holiday.

[skrullfking]

You can still have fun even if you do have school.

*testing out a squirt-gun at a random tree*

[ineedbothhands]

"School" and "fun" don't belong in the same sentence without an "isn't" between them.

[skrullfking]

School can be fun! It's all about tackling it with the right point of view.

Ok, so school is more fun without a lot of the other students but...

[_superdork_]

That was not a pussy willow.

*Sulking and you will see why with my next comment*

[its_the_mask]

Deal with it.

((just one more comment to go.))

[saaaaaaave_me]

We've been here two minutes and already I need to separate you guys?

((and we're good. Tackle at will.))

[skrullfking]

Now guys, that isn't in the spirit of the holiday.

Hey Clark. Robin. Superboy. What's up?