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[jackintomyport]

*Harper is standing in front of a HUGE pile of pussy willows. Under a equally huge floating banner:

HAPPY DYNGUS DAY!
Now go beat each other with pussy willows

There is also a large pile of full squirt-guns of every design imaginable*

Well, that's interesting.

((In honor of, well, Dyngus Day. Go to town folks! Mun will be trying to get all

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[bulletwthmyname]

...wow, that's blinding.

[jackintomyport]

Eh, you get used to it. I've learned to tune out sparkly and bright colors.

*as shown by his clothing. also, has been squirting your boyfriend with water*

[bulletwthmyname]

So I see.

[dude, why does everyone go after the leather? seriously.]

Pussy willows and guns that shoot water seems like a really odd combination.

[jackintomyport]

*because Harper has an unfortunate habit of annoying large leather wearing men who could break him in half?*

I should probably look up this Dyngus Day thing. But hey, they've got their uses! And it is fun.

[bulletwthmyname]

[o Harper. as long as it's not flirting. because then we will have to Talk :|]

Like spraying Kieran? I wonder who or what a Dyngus is.

[jackintomyport]

*nah, Kieran doesn't ping that much like Tyr Harper is very happy with his girlfriend*

And tickling my hot girlfriend. You should give it a try.

*whether he means the squirt gun or the pussy willow is anyone's guess*

[bulletwthmyname]

I think I might pass on tickling your girlfriend, if it's all the same.

[but has picked up a pussy willow anyway. something to fiddle with!]

[jackintomyport]

My girlfriend is off limits. But everyone else is fair game.

*thinks you take things too literally sometimes*

[bulletwthmyname]

[no, that was a joke. I am just a dork]

Don't worry, she's not really my type.

[jackintomyport]

Good. So hey, have some fun!

*insecure boyfriend may be slightly possessive, yes*

[bulletwthmyname]

So is she from home, or did you meet here? And I will, thanks.

[don't worry, girls literally don't even hit the radar. is engaged in a water-fight with Kieran]

[jackintomyport]

We met here. I don't even get a second glance at home what with all the tall, muscular body-of-a-god types around. I almost don't wanna leave. Almost.

[bulletwthmyname]

Operating your ships takes a lot of physical work? Some things are better here, but it's still not home.

[jackintomyport]

I do most of the physical work on the ship, actually, what with being the engineer. But Dylan is a half heavy-gravity worlder and Tyr is a Nietzschean.

[bulletwthmyname]

No idea what either of those means, sorry. Should I take it that they're just naturally muscular?

[jackintomyport]

I wouldn't say naturally. Where I come from people have been modifying themselves for better traits or to survive in new places for a very long time. Like the fish-men who modified themselves to breath under water. You familiar with the concept of gravity?

Nietszcheans have a goal of reaching physical perfection or something.

Against them a scrawny un-modified human doesn't stand much chance.