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[livesincanada]

[there is a sorceress. She has a pile of socks at her feet. If your character has been missing half of a pair of socks, they are here. Said sorceress may be very proud of herself]

Rejoice! For I have learned ... the washing machine saves! Just watch out, sometimes it vomits kittens after you kick it enough.

Comments

[servicewitha]

That's a new one.

[livesincanada]

Isn't it? Normally when I beat the washing machine, I just get dints.

[servicewitha]

Do you have to beat them often?

[livesincanada]

They steal my socks all the time! It's shocking.

[reach_within]

How did you even find this out?

[livesincanada]

An epic and mighty battle to get my striped socks back.

[reach_within]

Looks like that's not all you got.

[livesincanada]

It's my good deed for the day. Want a sock?

[iwassooworried]

The washing machines save kittens?

[livesincanada]

...yeah, something like that.

[iwassooworried]

I'm sorry if I've made a mistake, miss, I'm just confused as to how all this machinery works.

[livesincanada]

It washes clothes. Sometimes people wash their cats by accident.

[is_my_copilot]

What did you do with the kittens?

[may be eyeing the sockpile]

[livesincanada]

They ran off after I got them out.

[it is a very unthreatening pile of socks. and possibly kittens. :D]

[is_my_copilot]

Unrelated to the socks except their origin, then.

[livesincanada]

They might be great-aunts and uncles.

[icanhasseeing]

It does what?

[livesincanada]

...oh wow a talking cat.

[icanhasseeing]

Oh look, a talking human.

[livesincanada]

You're from the universe with the talking trees and stars?