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[livesincanada]

[there is a sorceress. She has a pile of socks at her feet. If your character has been missing half of a pair of socks, they are here. Said sorceress may be very proud of herself]

Rejoice! For I have learned ... the washing machine saves! Just watch out, sometimes it vomits kittens after you kick it enough.

Comments

[servicewitha]

That's a new one.

[livesincanada]

Isn't it? Normally when I beat the washing machine, I just get dints.

[servicewitha]

Do you have to beat them often?

[livesincanada]

They steal my socks all the time! It's shocking.

[servicewitha]

I've heard stories. Can't say I've experienced it myself yet, though.

[livesincanada]

You must be blessed by the sockgods.

[servicewitha]

You know, there may actually be some somewhere.

[livesincanada]

There's gods for everything else!

[servicewitha]

That's very true.

[livesincanada]

Anyway, what's your name, Disciple of the Sock Gods?

[servicewitha]

Fuuma. And you are . . . ?

[livesincanada]

Traci Thirteen, but call me Traci. Everyone does.

[servicewitha]

Thirteen? That's an interesting last name. And it's a pleasure to meet you.

[livesincanada]

Everyone says that. I don't get it.

[servicewitha]

Well, I would assume because it's a number . . .

[livesincanada]

Yeah, I'm surprised no-one asks if I'm a clone.