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Mar 10, 2008 19:20

[There is a stand set up on the middle of the camp. On this stand, there is a sign that says 'Skuld's Innovations.' On the tabletop of the stand there stand a certain Goddess with a megaphone.]

Come one, come all, to Skuld's Innovations. Give me a machine and I assure you, I will increase efficiency, power, output, and size! Anything you have, I can improve, and all I ask is whatever spare parts I find are not needed in the machine anymore when I'm through as payment!

EDIT: [Picks up megaphone again.]

I'd like to make a change in my selling pitch. I meant to say decrease in size. Increase for everything else!
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