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[vore_crimes]

So. My comrades and I eat people. One simple question: who wants to be eaten by us? Volunteers welcome.

Note: if you try to attack us because of the "we eat people" thing? You can damn well bet I'll consider that volunteering.

That upfront and honest, even Argilla can't have a problem with it, right?

ETA: ...Wrong. So if instead you wanna go

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[silent_crown]

. . .

[vore_crimes]

Worked well the first time. Before you were here.

[silent_crown]

...?

[vore_crimes]

I had another one of these once. Lots of people offered. It was real bizarre.

[ovoretherainbow]

Heat's so blunt, ja? Do dey really volunteer?

[vore_crimes]

It's happened before! I got six, seven people that time.

[ovoretherainbow]

Really? Dat's a pretty big meal.

[vore_crimes]

I was hungry.

[visitmygrave]

...

[vore_crimes]

...Oh hey! You're that guy who's sometimes in the cabin. Jin, right?

[visitmygrave]

Hello. That's correct. My apologies for being so rude, with such a late introduction.

[vore_crimes]

Nah, not a problem. I mean, you were there before us, right? Our own fault if we haven't crossed paths that much.

[eyes_in_here]

I- Can't believe... HEAT!

[vore_crimes]

What?! It's honest!

[eyes_in_here]

You can't seriously just... just ASK people to let us devour them!

[vore_crimes]

Think I just did, actually.

[anhero2usall]

. . .

[He's just kinda. Looking disinterestedly]

[silent_crown]

. . .

[I bet you do]

[anhero2usall]

...does this really work?

[silent_crown]

I do not know.