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[vore_crimes]

So. My comrades and I eat people. One simple question: who wants to be eaten by us? Volunteers welcome.

Note: if you try to attack us because of the "we eat people" thing? You can damn well bet I'll consider that volunteering.

That upfront and honest, even Argilla can't have a problem with it, right?

ETA: ...Wrong. So if instead you wanna go

Comments

[ovoretherainbow]

Heat's so blunt, ja? Do dey really volunteer?

[vore_crimes]

It's happened before! I got six, seven people that time.

[ovoretherainbow]

Really? Dat's a pretty big meal.

[vore_crimes]

I was hungry.

[ovoretherainbow]

But you're always hungry bro~

[vore_crimes]

So what's your point? I could use another meal like that!

[ovoretherainbow]

Ja, de zombies here suck. I would think you'd complain about de lack of fighting for volunteers though, ja?

[vore_crimes]

Well, yeah. Don't get me wrong -- I'm hoping a few people take issue with the question, you know?

[ovoretherainbow]

You're sneaky sometimes, bro. Well, for as much sneakiness as a hothead can manage, ja?

[vore_crimes]

Hey, you lookin' down on me, there?

[ovoretherainbow]

Would I do something like dat, bro?

[vore_crimes]

[NOOGIES, DESPITE THE DAMAGE TO HIS OWN FIST. DIRECT DAMAGE]

Well, I dunno! Would you?

[ovoretherainbow]

[struggles!]

'Ey! What was dat for?

[vore_crimes]

Looking down on me!

[ovoretherainbow]

Would I do dat?

[vore_crimes]

[THAT WAS ASKING FOR MORE NOOGIEING, YOU]