Paranormal Phenomena class, take 1

[rlygoodlasagne]

[It's nearing dusk at Camp Fuck You Die, and out at the very edge of the tree line is a particularly lanky man in a particularly effeminate-coloured scarf, struggling with a particularly large bundle of butterfly nets and glass jars

Comments

[samplemywares]

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Fascinating.

[rlygoodlasagne]

Aren't they just? Not uncommon or not, the spectral genera that I've encountered in this small region still prove to be quite interesting material for intellectual studies!

[samplemywares]

Certainly, there is quite a bit of ...

... unusual activity, in this place.

[rlygoodlasagne]

Indeed there is! Such unusual activity, however, does provide a rather extensive list of subjects around which I may center my future classes and independent research!

[samplemywares]

... Independant research, you say.

I would ... perhaps be interested.

In assisting.

Should you need it.

[rlygoodlasagne]

Hum...I suppose at certain points I might require a bit of assistance. Especially with more aggressive specimens I may encounter! Though, what sort of assistance are you suggesting, Mister...erm, I don't believe I have your name.

[samplemywares]

... Aggressive specimens, you say ... ?

Well. I have ... experience, I think, in dealing with ... that sort of thing. Though I am nothing more than ...

... a humble medicine seller.

[rlygoodlasagne]

Well, yes. You never do know what types and temperaments of entities one will encounter!

Medicine, eh? Well, what a fortunate development! Perhaps I could employ you for my health-based needs! Many a time have I found myself injured or otherwise weakened during field studies and therefor required to stray far out of my way to see medical assistance!

[samplemywares]

Quite. Many such creatures are ... hardly benign.

Ahhhh, I would be. Quite honored. To do business with you. I have many kinds, whatever you need.

[rlygoodlasagne]

Indeed they are not. One must be exceptionally careful when dealing with such creatures!

Oh, excellent! I'm sure I'll be more than grateful to have your assistance in such matters!

[samplemywares]

Oh, yes. Exceptionally careful. One never knows what one may find.

[polite bow] Should you require my assistance, sir, i will be ... glad to provide it.

[rlygoodlasagne]

Very true!

Wonderful! I'll be sure to address you should I require medical assistance at any point!