Paranormal Phenomena class, take 1
[It's nearing dusk at Camp Fuck You Die, and out at the very edge of the tree line is a particularly lanky man in a particularly effeminate-coloured scarf, struggling with a particularly large bundle of butterfly nets and glass jars.]
Salutations, my eager new students! I sincerely hope all of the fine, young perspective pupils that I encountered before this instance have taken up my most gracious offer to attend my classes involving the subject of Paranormal Phenomena!
Today marks my very first lesson here at the most prostigious Camp Perform A Series Of Lewd Actions And Cease To Live, so I've concocted an exercise that I hope will prove to be quite an enjoyable hands-on experience! It is around this very outer lining of vegetation that I have encountered small spectral occurrences of the rather common and very tame sort. Though this may be the case, these specimens provide a wonderful first experience for those who display a distinct interest in this scientific field! I've located a variety of different phenomena in this area, so I will hopefully be able to identify any specimens that you acquire! Now, come collect your cross-hatched capture device on a wooden stalk and transparent lidded containers!
[There's quite a few different things loitering around this area at the moment. Perhaps you'll find a Will-o'-the-Wisp!! Or maybe Spooklights or ghost orbs! Possibly even ball lightning or some hideous paranormal swamp beast that will attempt to dine on your unfortunate soul and pick its teeth clean with the rod of your butterfly net! But try to stay away from those last two That ball lightning can give you a nasty little burn, y'see.]
((OOC: MIDTERMS HAVE BROKEN ME but I thought I should get the first class posted between them. Due to aforementioned brainbreak, I may or may not be a bit slow.))
((Edit: I am weak and require sum Zs. Will pick up threads to-morrow!))
((Edit 2: BACK IN NOT SO BLACK))
Salutations, my eager new students! I sincerely hope all of the fine, young perspective pupils that I encountered before this instance have taken up my most gracious offer to attend my classes involving the subject of Paranormal Phenomena!
Today marks my very first lesson here at the most prostigious Camp Perform A Series Of Lewd Actions And Cease To Live, so I've concocted an exercise that I hope will prove to be quite an enjoyable hands-on experience! It is around this very outer lining of vegetation that I have encountered small spectral occurrences of the rather common and very tame sort. Though this may be the case, these specimens provide a wonderful first experience for those who display a distinct interest in this scientific field! I've located a variety of different phenomena in this area, so I will hopefully be able to identify any specimens that you acquire! Now, come collect your cross-hatched capture device on a wooden stalk and transparent lidded containers!
[There's quite a few different things loitering around this area at the moment. Perhaps you'll find a Will-o'-the-Wisp!! Or maybe Spooklights or ghost orbs! Possibly even ball lightning or some hideous paranormal swamp beast that will attempt to dine on your unfortunate soul and pick its teeth clean with the rod of your butterfly net! But try to stay away from those last two That ball lightning can give you a nasty little burn, y'see.]
((OOC: MIDTERMS HAVE BROKEN ME but I thought I should get the first class posted between them. Due to aforementioned brainbreak, I may or may not be a bit slow.))
((Edit: I am weak and require sum Zs. Will pick up threads to-morrow!))
((Edit 2: BACK IN NOT SO BLACK))