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[every_damn_day]

Okay, so does anyone here actually need to know how to kill zombies, or should I just assume I'm stuck here for no good reason?

And if there are any cabins with two beds free, let me know. Because while I'm fine with sleeping outside, it's not really appropriate for the long term... or so I've been told.

((ETA: Have hit my limit! Ping me tomorrow

Comments

[doyouswear]

One would think it is self-explanatory.

And why two beds, I wonder? Did we fight and I don't remember?

[every_damn_day]

You mean like "Keep Out" signs are self-explanatory? There's always someone who won't get it.

Well, I could ask for just one, but with two we could have more space.

[doyouswear]

I see your point. How many times have your services actually been requested?

Ah, yes. All of the beds I've glimpsed have seemed a bit small. And you're a very large man.

[every_damn_day]

Never. Then again, I haven't offered them to anyone just yet.

I actually meant all those books of yours, but that works too. We can push the beds together.

[6_of_cups]

I just skate away when they come too near, O'Connell-san.

[every_damn_day]

And that's also a good way to deal with them. I'm always an advocate of running away.

[6_of_cups]

I don't really think I could kill them anyway.

Is that why you're here?

[every_damn_day]

Better off leaving that to other people, Konoka.

That's what the job description said. So far I haven't done anything, though, so I'm having my doubts that I'm here for any reason at all.

[whodoesthegovt]

How do you kill zombies?

[every_damn_day]

You shoot them in the head.

[whodoesthegovt]

Can you kill them all the other ways you would be able to kill humans?

[every_damn_day]

The thing is, hit them anywhere else and they tend to keep moving. Even if you rip an arm off, it'll keep coming at you on its own.

[west_is_best]

I think 'no good reason' is probably the way to go!

[every_damn_day]

That's the theory I've been working with so far.

[west_is_best]

Most counselors stop doing their jobs pretty much right after they get here, anyway.

[every_damn_day]

But I haven't tried mine yet.

[missmiracle_gro]

*omg!!!* You look... real familiar.

[every_damn_day]

I've been here six months now. I'd have to hope someone had seen me around.

[missmiracle_gro]

No, sir, I'd remember if I'd met you before!

...I mean. Um, you look like someone famous back home.

[every_damn_day]

Someone famous?