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[every_damn_day]

Okay, so does anyone here actually need to know how to kill zombies, or should I just assume I'm stuck here for no good reason?

And if there are any cabins with two beds free, let me know. Because while I'm fine with sleeping outside, it's not really appropriate for the long term... or so I've been told.

((ETA: Have hit my limit! Ping me tomorrow

Comments

[west_is_best]

I think 'no good reason' is probably the way to go!

[every_damn_day]

That's the theory I've been working with so far.

[west_is_best]

Most counselors stop doing their jobs pretty much right after they get here, anyway.

[every_damn_day]

But I haven't tried mine yet.

[west_is_best]

Haha, really? Well, the zombies are pretty slow, so it's easier to just avoid them! Especially since they stick in your teeth forever.

[every_damn_day]

...Please tell me you don't eat zombies.

[west_is_best]

I don't eat them! I just bite them sometimes.

[every_damn_day]

Right. That makes so much more sense.

[west_is_best]

Well, I'm not in this form when I bite them. That would be kind of dumb!

[every_damn_day]

You've lost me, kid.

[west_is_best]

Here, here, I'll show you!

*am tiger!!1*

[every_damn_day]

............I'm not sure I wanted to know that.

[west_is_best]

Now there's an original reaction! Normally it's 'AAAAAAH' or 'DON'T EAT ME' or 'COOL!'

*ker-backtohuman*

[every_damn_day]

Maybe I'm just jaded. If it makes you feel better, I'm screaming inside.

[west_is_best]

It's okay, I don't eat people! I only bite zombies if they're about to bite me.

[every_damn_day]

Uh huh.