Camp Bachelor(ette) Auctions: Female Campers

[officialrapier]

This is a reminder, my fellow campers, that the Camp Student Council Suggestion Box (not to be confused with The Ohtori Student Council Suggestion Box) is not for what pieces of gossip interest you the most. I have no care for what Grargh did during his day off with Aarghg yesterday, so please stop submitting those slips of paper. ...That being

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Rikku: Lives in a swimsuit designed solely to make the fandom squirm.

[touch_fayth]

... Auction?

Re: Rikku: Lives in a swimsuit designed solely to make the fandom squirm.

[immunostasis]

This auctioneer would kindly bid on you for a lovely night for two.

Re: Rikku: Lives in a swimsuit designed solely to make the fandom squirm.

[officialrapier]

Inappropriate conduct will not be tolerated.

Re: Rikku: Lives in a swimsuit designed solely to make the fandom squirm.

[immunostasis]

There's nothing wrong with mixing business with pleasure.

Shimazu Yoshino: a little scarring, otherwise in perfect condition

[putyourheartin]

Isn't auctioning people against their will illegal?! Also, what's up with that terrible description?!!

[ahugegapingrose]

I bid one slightly used yellow volkswagen!

[lick_it_]

HIGH BID!

[ahugegapingrose]

All right!

Ryomou Shimei: She really hates beards.

[comeontoushi]

And people actually participate in this?

Re: Ryomou Shimei: She really hates beards.

[snakesonanin]

HEY EVERYONE, BID ON THIS ONE! SHE'S ONLY SLIGHTLY DAMAGED! You'll get her at a discount price!

[comeontoushi]

Don't you dare!

[snakesonanin]

Oh, I do dare.

Re: Max: Comes from a future with flying cars

[overacting]

You haven't been around that long, have you?

Ladies and Gentlemen, don't hold back! This is your one and only chance for a bonafide... Max from the future! Ask her about winning lottery numbers, and yes, as the records state, there are flying cars!

Re: Max: Comes from a future with flying cars

[overacting]

They have to read the fine print.

Kunogi Himawari: Has an amazing rack.

[brokenclover]

. . . What?

[OOC: I will not be around for this, but feel free to bid amongst yourselves and I'll pop back in after work.]

[eternalsamba]

Are you putting yourself up to be auctioned off, Kunogi Himawari?

...if that's the case, hm... I hope you don't find a pair of headphones as an insulting first bid.

[tasteslikeash]

What? NO WAY! I'll bid my CD player!

[gunsmoking]

I BID MY JACKET!