Camp Bachelor(ette) Auctions: Female Campers

[officialrapier]

This is a reminder, my fellow campers, that the Camp Student Council Suggestion Box (not to be confused with The Ohtori Student Council Suggestion Box) is not for what pieces of gossip interest you the most. I have no care for what Grargh did during his day off with Aarghg yesterday, so please stop submitting those slips of paper. ...That being

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Shimazu Yoshino: a little scarring, otherwise in perfect condition

[putyourheartin]

Isn't auctioning people against their will illegal?! Also, what's up with that terrible description?!!

[ahugegapingrose]

I bid one slightly used yellow volkswagen!

[lick_it_]

HIGH BID!

[ahugegapingrose]

All right!

[putyourheartin]

R-Rosa Gigantea... That kind of bid is...

[ahugegapingrose]

I know, I know... What am I gonna use to bid on Yumi-chan?

Don't worry! I'll think of something.

[putyourheartin]

That's not the problem here... You're actually bidding on people? I was doubting that anyone would.

[ahugegapingrose]

Sure! Auctioning for dates is a normal thing, Yoshino-chan. We've done similar things at Lillian even.

[putyourheartin]

I thought it was just an awful Lillian custom.

[ahugegapingrose]

Aw, but Yoshino-chan, surely you can take one date with me?

[putyourheartin]

Rosa Gigantea, you seem to be more...affectionate than you were at Lillian.

[ahugegapingrose]

Do I?

[putyourheartin]

Yes! Definitely!

[ahugegapingrose]

Hmm... maybe it's because we're so far removed from home, my natural protective instincts kicked in?

[putyourheartin]

I guess that's true... but you don't need to protect me from anything.

[ahugegapingrose]

And Rei-sama isn't here, so it's like I have a license now.