[somewhere in a festive forest near you]

[im_impulse]

[For those of you who look outside you will find the surrounding camp woodlands to be covered in gaudy holiday ornaments. There is a red and white speedster wandering along the greenery hanging them up. You reculsive forest-dwellers, he's probably decked your halls. Come stare in bewilderment at this representation of the Christmas spirit...]

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[oneofthefive]

That's "wassail," Bart. Not were-sail.

[im_impulse]

Oh! I thought it was were-sail like some weird hybrid sailing since it was green and not blue like the ocean, sort of like the Super-Cycle only...bitten by a radioactive buick.

What's it mean anyway?

[oneofthefive]

*I understood almost none of that*

It means carolling from door-to-door. Like you were doing only...branch to branch.

[im_impulse]

Oh! Maybe I should save that one for later when I'm doing the cabins.

[classprotector]

It's a board that turns into a boat on full moons.

[oneofthefive]

You're encouraging him.

[classprotector]

Yup. Hi Giles.

[im_impulse]

That's what I said, only he said it's something to do with carolling and not boats at all...

[deadbeatgoeson]

*... well, there goes my evening of randomly shooting at zombies and calling it target practice.*

... I nearly made it halfway through the month without having to deal with Christmas cheer in any way, shape, or form. This might be a new record.

[arse_nick]

If you claim a non-denominational affiliation he'll just break out the snow songs.

[deadbeatgoeson]

I think people underestimate just how insidious carolers actually are, man.

[arse_nick]

Those festive muffs can cleverly conceal who knows what...

[laser_mcawesome]

Dude, get a job.

[arse_nick]

That would be downright Dickensian.

[laser_mcawesome]

Dick who?

[arse_nick]

This guy who wrote "A Christmas Carol" and had this thing about child labor laws.

[swornmyoaths]

Pretty~!

[im_impulse]

Hey thanks!

You mean the shiny tinsel or the songs?

[swornmyoaths]

Both, actually! The decorations are shiny, and the lyrics are nice!

[im_impulse]

Thanks! They're Giles' well, from England anyway. But I worked all last week on these decorations so they could go up in time for Christmas!