[somewhere in a festive forest near you]

[im_impulse]

[For those of you who look outside you will find the surrounding camp woodlands to be covered in gaudy holiday ornaments. There is a red and white speedster wandering along the greenery hanging them up. You reculsive forest-dwellers, he's probably decked your halls. Come stare in bewilderment at this representation of the Christmas spirit...]

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Comments

[classprotector]

It's a board that turns into a boat on full moons.

[oneofthefive]

You're encouraging him.

[classprotector]

Yup. Hi Giles.

[im_impulse]

That's what I said, only he said it's something to do with carolling and not boats at all...

[classprotector]

Giles always says stuff like that.

[im_impulse]

Yeah, but now he's using old English words I don't get and are hard to sing...

[classprotector]

Just use ones that kind of sound similar.

[oneofthefive]

Or one could simply ask for an explanation.

[classprotector]

You're no fun.

[oneofthefive]

I'm simply offering a historical grounding for his fun. Not all carols can be "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells"...

[im_impulse]

Hey you know that one too!

[oneofthefive]

Yes, it's rather hard to forget once you've heard it sung enough times...

[classprotector]

Hey, Xander was just trying to get in the Christmas spirit.

[oneofthefive]

*s-sigh*

[classprotector]

Do we need to teach you about the true meaning of Christmas, Giles? I can get you a hat.

[oneofthefive]

No, it's all right. I've heard more than enough of the Joker taking ballet to appreciate the finer points of other holiday works like the Nutcracker...