WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.

[sumthingdotcom]

[Homestar has set up a gigantic shiny golden stage with a microphone and is randomly declaring anyone who passes by to be guests on The Show. TEST YOUR STUPID WITH HIS RIDICULOUS GAME SHOW PERSONA.]

We'll be wight back after a wowd from our sponsows. *gestures to the lurching zombies*

*game show music*

AND WE'RE BACK.

Comments

[ass_guardian]

What are we back to?

[sumthingdotcom]

The Show!

Now, for 20 points~!

Could we heaw some of your powitical views...?

[ass_guardian]

Oh, The Show.

It's been a while since I've really been able to keep up with what's going on politically, but the big thing for me is that I still don't agree with the Superhuman Registration Act. Cap was right, and Iron Man was being a tool.

[sumthingdotcom]

That's twenty bonus points for you!

*confetti??*

[swornmyoaths]

Back to the what?

[sumthingdotcom]

AND FOR FIFTY POINTS~~

DO YOU AGREE?

[swornmyoaths]

Agree with what? What's the question for?

[sumthingdotcom]

It's for fifty points!

Time's almost up fow youw double jeopawdy!

[chieeefconcerns]

Oh! ... Who's back?

[sumthingdotcom]

You are!

Ready for the wightning wound?

[chieeefconcerns]

Me? Now? But, what happened to all the regular wounds -- uh, rounds?

[sumthingdotcom]

THEY'RE OVEW

[googlefu]

Omigosh, are you doing one of those things for TV like all those old guys who ask you questions and then you answer and then they ask you questions about your answer to the question? Because that's totally lame, asking people if they're sure, 'cause if they're not sure they shouldn't've signed up for the show in the first place, you know? They're just wasting air time by second guessing themselves, and that airtime is precious, so I always switch the channel and go watch Project Runway and stuff.

[sumthingdotcom]

[googlefu]

Does your stomach get cable like the Teletubbies? 'cause it totally could, if you got, like, a really fancy shirt, or swallowed a wide screen TV. But it'd only be worth all the ketchup you'd have to put on it to keep it down if you got cable! Or at least dish.

[sumthingdotcom]

...

*offers a lightbulb sandwich??*

[quatrethewin]

Are we?

[sumthingdotcom]

YUP

[quatrethewin]

What are we back to?

[sumthingdotcom]

THE ACTIOOOOON