WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.

[sumthingdotcom]

[Homestar has set up a gigantic shiny golden stage with a microphone and is randomly declaring anyone who passes by to be guests on The Show. TEST YOUR STUPID WITH HIS RIDICULOUS GAME SHOW PERSONA.]

We'll be wight back after a wowd from our sponsows. *gestures to the lurching zombies*

*game show music*

AND WE'RE BACK.

Comments

[googlefu]

Omigosh, are you doing one of those things for TV like all those old guys who ask you questions and then you answer and then they ask you questions about your answer to the question? Because that's totally lame, asking people if they're sure, 'cause if they're not sure they shouldn't've signed up for the show in the first place, you know? They're just wasting air time by second guessing themselves, and that airtime is precious, so I always switch the channel and go watch Project Runway and stuff.

[sumthingdotcom]

[googlefu]

Does your stomach get cable like the Teletubbies? 'cause it totally could, if you got, like, a really fancy shirt, or swallowed a wide screen TV. But it'd only be worth all the ketchup you'd have to put on it to keep it down if you got cable! Or at least dish.

[sumthingdotcom]

...

*offers a lightbulb sandwich??*

[googlefu]

An idea sandwich? That's so dumb.

[quatrethewin]

[... wow]

[googlefu]

Are you one of the contestants on the show? 'cause you should totally call me if you use that phone a friend thing. I know lots of stuff, but I don't have a phone yet 'cause my mom says it would catapult me into a world of premature adulthood and text messaging bills, so you can just do that thing with your hands that looks like a phone and call me that way.

[quatrethewin]

It's a quiz show, then?

[googlefu]

I dunno, maybe not, the sock guy keeps trying to give me weird sandwiches. But maybe he's just one of those new hosts, 'cause they always gotta have a weird gimmick so people will remember their quirkiness and not their obvious faults as a daytime TV entertainer.

[quatrethewin]

As long as they're more edible than Tuesday's soup.

[googlefu]

You can't eat lightbulbs. I mean, not unless you break them up into tiny little pieces, kind of Corn Flakes, but then it's not a lightbulb sandwich, it's dangerous cereal with bread on top.

[quatrethewin]

That'd be painful. So, worse than Tuesday's soup.