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[bitemydaffodil]

All right, camp.  Bend over.

(EDIT: Gotta run, back either in a couple hours or in the morning, can pick up threads then!  THX FOR THE LOVE GUYS. What up.)

Comments

[anhero2usall]

....what.

[bitemydaffodil]

You heard me, windbag.

[anhero2usall]

. . .

[bitemydaffodil]

Look, it's for your own good, 'cuz you standing up while I do this is gonna be reeeeal unpleasant.

[robowolf]

I claim marriage to my laptop.

[sauceonmy]

Why? Are you a doctor?

[bitemydaffodil]

Yeah, and what're you supposed to be?

[sauceonmy]

I'm a talking sponge.

[bitemydaffodil]

I find that unlikely.

[straight_as_an]

What for?

[bitemydaffodil]

Why, your annual check-up, of course!

Now do it.

[straight_as_an]

You're a doctor?

[bitemydaffodil]

Sure, why not?

[knifetomeetyou]

What?

[bitemydaffodil]

Ladies, too.

[knifetomeetyou]

Did you just tell me to bend over?

[bitemydaffodil]

Sure did.