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[bitemydaffodil]

All right, camp.  Bend over.

(EDIT: Gotta run, back either in a couple hours or in the morning, can pick up threads then!  THX FOR THE LOVE GUYS. What up.)

Comments

[straight_as_an]

What for?

[bitemydaffodil]

Why, your annual check-up, of course!

Now do it.

[straight_as_an]

You're a doctor?

[bitemydaffodil]

Sure, why not?

[straight_as_an]

But how does bending over help our checkup?

[bitemydaffodil]

Trust me, it's a lot less painful.

[straight_as_an]

Wait, painful?

[bitemydaffodil]

Only if you're standing up.

[straight_as_an]

...Brenda said you're lying. Are you really a doctor? Are you trying to take advantage of the campers?

[bitemydaffodil]

Now what reason would I have to do that?

[straight_as_an]

You tell me.

[bitemydaffodil]

Your health. Making friends. Taking your money.

[straight_as_an]

I won't let you do this.

[bitemydaffodil]

Oooo, a human, I'm so scared.

[straight_as_an]

[say hello to my shiny lightsaber daggers]

Stop what you're doing.

[bitemydaffodil]

Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing.