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[spiderman_ver_4]

[where there was, a minute ago, a ninja in a tree doing what ninjas do, there is now a huge-ass robot sitting on the splintered, crushed remains of said tree.]

...first: didn't do this on purpose, though I'm not sure I wouldn't have.

Second, uh, does anyone know how I work?

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[letshilbertluv]

[...It's a giant robot]

Negative.

[spiderman_ver_4]

[...it's a little robot?]

Shit.

...this is weird.

[letshilbertluv]

[It's a little robot /shaped/ like a giant robot]

You cannot move?

[spiderman_ver_4]

...well, I was...referrin' more to only having two arms...

[4_part_dishrmny]

*... even as a robot, you're bigger than me*

... there a key on your back or something?

[spiderman_ver_4]

[neener...except for the part where this really sucks]

I don't think so... [trying to look over my shoulder]

[wow that's really not working]

[4_part_dishrmny]

Fuck's sake, you had to turn into something multi-storey?

*circling around to take a look*

[spiderman_ver_4]

Wish I'd been able to opt out. Think this is karmic retribution for complainin' about the...squeaky...

[having just got a good look at tiny!human as she goes past] Um, Tayuya?

[parasol_hero]

You're not...!

[spiderman_ver_4]

I'm not sure what I'm not.

[parasol_hero]

Neither am I, but how did this happen?

[spiderman_ver_4]

I don't know. Wasn't doing anything even, just kinda sitting around.

[also we are about to have epic failure to stand up properly]

[anyposition]

... Go Lion?

[spiderman_ver_4]

...what?

[attempting to sit up]

[anyposition]

O-oi, no movin' there's people down here. More than the zombies! We don't all come with breakaway pieces!

[spiderman_ver_4]

I see 'em. Actually happen to like some of 'em too, so I'll try not to...

[falling sideways, onto nobody, and the only thing getting crushed here is my pride] ...shit.