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[spiderman_ver_4]

[where there was, a minute ago, a ninja in a tree doing what ninjas do, there is now a huge-ass robot sitting on the splintered, crushed remains of said tree.]

...first: didn't do this on purpose, though I'm not sure I wouldn't have.

Second, uh, does anyone know how I work?

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[letshilbertluv]

[...It's a giant robot]

Negative.

[spiderman_ver_4]

[...it's a little robot?]

Shit.

...this is weird.

[letshilbertluv]

[It's a little robot /shaped/ like a giant robot]

You cannot move?

[spiderman_ver_4]

...well, I was...referrin' more to only having two arms...

[letshilbertluv]

Understood.

[spiderman_ver_4]

[well, trying to move now]

[and falling sideways. that was an epic success] Shit dammit...

[letshilbertluv]

[Very epic]

I advise attempting to move one limb at a time to familiarize yourself.

[spiderman_ver_4]

...good point.

[anxious to avoid another embarrassing repeat, so very, very carefully wiggling fingers, moving elbow joints...hey there's no toes]

[letshilbertluv]

Do you have weaponry?

[spiderman_ver_4]

...and that's another good question. Sure as hell hope so...

[is there can be arm lasers?] These look likely.

[letshilbertluv]

Do not activate them until you are in full control.

[spiderman_ver_4]

Yeah, I figure that'd rank pretty high on the scale of shittiest idea ever. Probably blow my own head off.

[let's try getting to my feet now.]

[letshilbertluv]

[Offers a hand for support]

[spiderman_ver_4]

[pausing in a halfway crouch] ...are you trying to help me stand up?

[letshilbertluv]

I am capable of supporting a significant portion of your weight.

[spiderman_ver_4]

...

...

...okay, I'll buy that. [have a Transformerhand, it is trying not to land on you much]