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[herebe_dragons]

[So, some of you in the main area of camp may feel a bit of a tremor going through the ground. Don’t panic! It’s not an earthquake or anything, it’s just a... very large dragon that just landed in the middle of camp, disconsolately dropping the mangled carcass of a robo-cow to the ground

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[jaded_legacy]

You look hungry enough to eat a nerf.

[herebe_dragons]

A nerf? I'm afraid I do not know what those are, but are they tasty?

[jaded_legacy]

I guess the closest animal around here would be a cow or a horse.

[herebe_dragons]

Oh, I do like a nice cow! I'm afraid that most people do not take kindly to eating horses, however.

[inwolfclothing]

HOLY CRAP IT'S A DRAGON

[herebe_dragons]

Ah, yes! Are dragons uncommon here?

[inwolfclothing]

You're the first I've seen! Are you a laser dragon or just a regular one?

[herebe_dragons]

You will have to explain to me what these lasers are, I'm afraid, but I am fairly sure that I am not a laser dragon. I am a Celestial, if that helps you.

[the_wildcat]

[herebe_dragons]

Hello? Are you quite all right?

[the_wildcat]

I HAVE TO RIDE YOU

. . .

. . . SIR

[herebe_dragons]

[...preens a little at the "sir"]

Right now? I would rather like to have something to eat, first. In any case, I do not have a harness with me, and it would be quite dangerous without one.

[durandork]

...

wow

[herebe_dragons]

[might be preening a little at that]

Hello! Are there animals here to eat apart from... well, this one wasn't very good. [nods at the robo-cow]

[durandork]

There are gorillas, and probably a lot more animals in the forest?

[herebe_dragons]

Oh, good! Are you quite sure the gorillas are edible? I have not seen many of their species, but these seemed like they were of an unusual color.

[letshilbertluv]

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[herebe_dragons]

Hello! Do you know if there are any animals to eat here that are not unusually metallic?

[letshilbertluv]

Hello. Non-metallic humans, toucans, zombies and gorillas are all present in this encampment.

[herebe_dragons]

Ah, thank you! I would like to clarify that I do not eat people, however, as there tend to be negative social connotations. I have not heard of these "toucans," however-- are they a breed of dragon?