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[herebe_dragons]

[So, some of you in the main area of camp may feel a bit of a tremor going through the ground. Don’t panic! It’s not an earthquake or anything, it’s just a... very large dragon that just landed in the middle of camp, disconsolately dropping the mangled carcass of a robo-cow to the ground

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[jaded_legacy]

You look hungry enough to eat a nerf.

[herebe_dragons]

A nerf? I'm afraid I do not know what those are, but are they tasty?

[jaded_legacy]

I guess the closest animal around here would be a cow or a horse.

[herebe_dragons]

Oh, I do like a nice cow! I'm afraid that most people do not take kindly to eating horses, however.

[jaded_legacy]

Sorry, I've... never actually seen a cow.

[herebe_dragons]

That is quite unusual! I have not yet visited a country that did not have cows. They seem rather omnipresent, come to think of it.

[jaded_legacy]

Yeah, but I'm not from this planet. And I've never visited another planet with cows.

[herebe_dragons]

A different planet? I'm afraid I don't understand-- do you mean a planet such as Mars or Venus?

[jaded_legacy]

... a little further out in space.

[herebe_dragons]

Even further than that! [eyes wide] Do you have a map? May I see?

[jaded_legacy]

I'm not sure it's the sort of thing that really goes on a map, but if you look at the stars... we're somewhere out there.

[herebe_dragons]

That is amazing! But, how were you able to get here then? I do not think that even dragons can fly that far.

[jaded_legacy]

I'm... not really sure.

[herebe_dragons]

That is very strange. Were you taken away from your planet by someone?

[jaded_legacy]

It's a little fuzzy.

[two_jedi_sticks]

And its herder for a desert course.