Random nonsense re: America's Favorite Pastime

[2nd_slinger]

[Here, we have a superhero with something on his mind. Gather 'round, children, and harken to his tale

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[hench_wench]

[... slow claps.]

[2nd_slinger]

Thank you, ladies an' gentlemen--I'll be here all week.

[hench_wench]

Bored?

[2nd_slinger]

Who, me? What'd make you think that, Harley?

[reach_within]

I'm still trying to figure out how we just went from maulings to baseball jokes.

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[2nd_slinger]

Just don't strain yourself, Sally.

((Roger that.))

[jackintomyport]

They go together pretty well. Not as jokes, but hey, nobody's perfect.

[jackintomyport]

I think I might lock myself in my lab for the end of October. I'm not keen on getting eaten. Been there, all but did that, still feeling twinges on bad days.

On the other hand, baseball stories! I'd tell one of my own but I doubt it'd be as funny.

[2nd_slinger]

Oh, trust me--plenty of other ways t'die besides gettin' eaten.

It's, uh, it's not exactly a first-hand account, y'understand...

[jackintomyport]

I've personally seen quite a few. But getting eaten is one of the worst. Not that it matters after you're dead.

None of the happy ones are.

[2nd_slinger]

I like t'think that it's relevant to the whole becomin'-dead process.

Y'sound like a Red Sox fan...

[lolmafialol]

HA HA HA, not bad!

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[2nd_slinger]

Yeah, I totally made that up myself, too.

[avatarskeeper]

If you're missing this baseball so much, why don't you set up a game here?

[2nd_slinger]

... eh. Wouldn't be quite the same.

[avatarskeeper]

Why not? Just because we're cut off from the comforts of home doesn't mean we shouldn't make the best of it here.

[2nd_slinger]

... who're you, the morale officer?