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[beenwithamazon]

Aw, no, come on... no, no no... huiale...

Fuck.

Anybody in this place know how to fix a plane?

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[saaaaaaave_me]

What happened?

[beenwithamazon]

Can't tell. She just... engine won't turn over. I mean, usually I can at least tell why, but. Nothin'.

[saaaaaaave_me]

Huh. What fuel you using?

[beenwithamazon]

JET A-1... that's the stuff that showed up.

[height_rule]

*Oh looky, one of those things that goes up in the air. Staring at your plane like the hick I am*

[beenwithamazon]

[busy with head in engine]

Come on.

[height_rule]

Too big to fly.

[beenwithamazon]

...what? She's tiny!

[whothefagdoyou]

That depends on what a "plane" is, but the answer's probably yes~

[beenwithamazon]

[points to the plane]

Plane.

[whothefagdoyou]

Oooh, it's for flight, hmm?

[beenwithamazon]

Got it in one.

[sisterskeeper]

It's broken?

[beenwithamazon]

She ain't broken so far as I can see... but she's not working.

[sisterskeeper]

That's ... unfortunate. Odd, but unfortunate.

[beenwithamazon]

Yes it is, O Master of Understatement.

[jackintomyport]

You called?

I don't have my toolbelt, 'cause it went missing with my body but I can probably at least tell what's wrong with it.

What sort of plane?

[beenwithamazon]

[pointing at the plane. It's a tiny two-seater sea-plane]

Who the hell are... Harper?

[jackintomyport]

Not in the flesh, unfortunately, but yup.

*looking at your plane now, and possibly poking around the engine* Wow, she's a lovely little one, isn't she?

What's the problem?

[beenwithamazon]

She is that.

Nothing! My hand to God, everything's as it should be, but... engine won't turn over.