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Sep 19, 2007 22:27

Aw, no, come on... no, no no... huiale...

Fuck.

Anybody in this place know how to fix a plane?

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jackintomyport September 20 2007, 05:50:24 UTC
You called?

I don't have my toolbelt, 'cause it went missing with my body but I can probably at least tell what's wrong with it.

What sort of plane?

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beenwithamazon September 20 2007, 05:53:15 UTC
[pointing at the plane. It's a tiny two-seater sea-plane]

Who the hell are... Harper?

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jackintomyport September 20 2007, 05:54:53 UTC
Not in the flesh, unfortunately, but yup.

*looking at your plane now, and possibly poking around the engine* Wow, she's a lovely little one, isn't she?

What's the problem?

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beenwithamazon September 20 2007, 05:56:22 UTC
She is that.

Nothing! My hand to God, everything's as it should be, but... engine won't turn over.

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jackintomyport September 20 2007, 05:59:45 UTC
*investigating and definitely poking around inside* Maybe something has internal damage that we can't see? Seen that before. Try and try to figure out what the hell is wrong and it turns out something like a wire. Casing looks fine from the outside but the inside is a mess.

*bangs one of those bony spikes on his arms, however, and curses up a blue streak* Dammit. These things are not made for working in engines.

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beenwithamazon September 20 2007, 06:00:28 UTC
...you have arm spikes. Why do you have arm spikes?

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jackintomyport September 20 2007, 06:02:05 UTC
Because this place thought it would be funny if I got stuck in the body of a damn Uber for a while.

*very not happy about this. not at all*

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beenwithamazon September 20 2007, 06:05:20 UTC
Least it won't last?

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jackintomyport September 20 2007, 06:09:05 UTC
I'm told it won't. I can't wait to get my body back. None of the so called "cures" have worked.

By the way, if you see someone with these *boneblades get* and they aren't about yay tall, very dark and answer to Tyr Anasazi it's probably a good idea to shoot first and ask questions later.

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beenwithamazon September 20 2007, 06:11:56 UTC
You did give me that impression before. How 'bout running away first and not asking questions at all?

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jackintomyport September 20 2007, 06:15:13 UTC
That would also work, except they might be inclined to chase you. You never know with Nietzscheans.

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beenwithamazon September 20 2007, 06:20:51 UTC
Hide? How about hiding?

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jackintomyport September 20 2007, 06:25:48 UTC
It depends on the Nietzscheans. If they've got nothing better to do they might track you down just for the hell of it. Hopefully, none of them will ever really show up here.

*I'm going to go back to poking. Charlie's very expensive, and very ruffly clothes are being ruined but who cares?* All of the larger components are in working order. Either camp is screwing with you too or it's something small we can't see.

*now poking at the smaller stuff*

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beenwithamazon September 20 2007, 06:30:24 UTC
Hope is good to have.

[loose wire hidden somewhere. very hidden.]

I can't believe I'm crossing my fingers for having missed something...

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jackintomyport September 20 2007, 06:34:57 UTC
Where there's life, there's hope.

*I am very methodical, starting with the most likely and moving to the least likely. I also currently have eyes that can tell the difference between a contact lens and a cornea at five paces.*

Me too. I'd hate not being able to fix this lovely lady.

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beenwithamazon September 20 2007, 06:41:04 UTC
Well, I figure between you, Chao and Kaylee, you probably have every molecule of her figured. So. Fingers crossed.

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