[Stand-in-Isshin Barbecue 2]

[inpignation]

Hah, right! You kids know how this works, huh? If you've got something you want cooking, just come throw it on and I'll keep an eye on it; otherwise come and take your pick. And since it's getting kind of chilly, we've got a bit of a bonfire going - well, starting - to put things on sticks and wave at

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[lolipop_get]

*sitting under a tree nearby, YES, THIS IS SHUNNING*

[inpignation]

[attempts to lure with marshmallow on stick]

[lolipop_get]

*IGNORES*

[inpignation]

[pokes with spatula]

[hisbiggestfan]

Is this where I burn all my old boyfriends' love poetry?

[poking around at the FOOD]

[inpignation]

I reckon in that situation I'd be forced to take fifty percent into custody for later embarrassment, huh.

[is, by the way, avec pink frilly apron]

[hisbiggestfan]

Well, don't worry, I don't exactly have any old--what are you wearing?

[inpignation]

--my pride and dignity like a noble blanket?

[boomtoday]

[BARBECUE!?]

[inpignation]

[once the food isn't bright pink :(]

--there's the look of someone with hollow legs, huh.

[boomtoday]

Well, you could say I'm a little hungry.

[inpignation]

--well! It'll just be a midget longer, huh, and we'll have something ready for you.

[mustloveballs]

[might possibly be holding a big, dead lizard.]

C'n I cook this?

[inpignation]

--well! We might have a bit of a time fitting it all on there, but I'm always game for a challenge, right?

[mustloveballs]

I c'n cut it in half if it'll make it easier.

[inpignation]

--hey, not a bad idea. If you're not picky about how much you get, we could try a steak or two.

[inpignation]

[SPIT]

[inpignation]

--now that's a relaxed pet, huh.