[Stand-in-Isshin Barbecue 2]

[inpignation]

Hah, right! You kids know how this works, huh? If you've got something you want cooking, just come throw it on and I'll keep an eye on it; otherwise come and take your pick. And since it's getting kind of chilly, we've got a bit of a bonfire going - well, starting - to put things on sticks and wave at

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[hisbiggestfan]

Is this where I burn all my old boyfriends' love poetry?

[poking around at the FOOD]

[inpignation]

I reckon in that situation I'd be forced to take fifty percent into custody for later embarrassment, huh.

[is, by the way, avec pink frilly apron]

[hisbiggestfan]

Well, don't worry, I don't exactly have any old--what are you wearing?

[inpignation]

--my pride and dignity like a noble blanket?

[hisbiggestfan]

If by noble you mean fruity. Is this chicken?

[inpignation]

Looks like, huh! Throw it on and I'll keep the other stuff away from it a bit.

--well! I thought your having old boyfriends was kind of the target, huh.

[hisbiggestfan]

Awesome! I like chicken. . . . What does that--

. . .

[inpignation]

--hahah! Sorry, sorry! Couldn't resist the opening, huh!

[hisbiggestfan]

S-shut up! What would you know about the kind of guy I like anyway!?

[inpignation]

Hah! Right, right! Pure guesswork, huh!

[hisbiggestfan]

Well you're--i-it doesn't matter whether you're right or wrong!

[inpignation]

[hisbiggestfan]

[swat] Real funny.

[inpignation]

Hah hah. Sorry, sorry. Can't resist a good opening, huh. If it'll make you feel better you can make fun of the apron while I get you first in the queue for food, right?

[hisbiggestfan]

. . . Naaah, too easy. Where'd you find that thing?

[inpignation]

I was reliably informed it came with the position, huh. You don't like it? Kind of fitting, if you ask me.