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[touchurkeys]

[Coming from the woods, there is one young man with a keyboard strapped to his back with his face covered in swea-- No, make that tears.]

[And a few minutes later, a horde of gorillas! Angry gorillas! Oh, yeah, and they're purple too. But mostly angry and think it's that time of day for a certain keyboardist to get... Well, let's not delve into

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[durandork]

... need some help with them?

[touchurkeys]

[the crying? and freaking out? and protecting his ass and keyboard? all point to yes]

[durandork]

:: Jr. loev shooting gorillas ::

[touchurkeys]

[thank you for playing today! your prize is one slightly less frazzled keyboardist]

T-Thank you.

[durandork]

No problem. What the hell were they doing? Well-- I think I know what they were trying to do, but with those costumes...

[touchurkeys]

...Let's not talk about that, now that they've left. They won't try again, will they? I owe them five days pay.

I have no idea! I thought it was just a hobby! A strange one, but I've seen stranger and they were good help!

[durandork]

Sorry to break it to you, but they just might.

[touchurkeys]

...!

.........!! THEY WOULDN'T!

[durandork]

They would...

[touchurkeys]

[using his keyboard to protect his ass even more now]

B-But. That's harassment!

[durandork]

... are you new?

[touchurkeys]

To America, yes. It's a bit of a culture shock.

[durandork]

I'm not sure if this place is a good example for judgement on this place's culture.

But it happens a lot, here.

[touchurkeys]

Well, it's mostly accurate from what I've seen. Completely and utterly nonsensical with crazed people.

You're a foreigner as well?

[durandork]

Yeah, you can say that. Planetary foreigner.

[touchurkeys]

I'm sorry. Can you repeat that?