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[Coming from the woods, there is one young man with a keyboard strapped to his back with his face covered in swea-- No, make that tears.]
[And a few minutes later, a horde of gorillas! Angry gorillas! Oh, yeah, and they're purple too. But mostly angry and think it's that time of day for a certain keyboardist to get... Well, let's not delve into details.]
I'm not old enough to have porn! And what kind of boss would pay people with that?! I should have known you were into that weird fetish stuff with those costumes too!
AAAAHH! I just want to go home! I should have known all Americans are crazy!!
[And a few minutes later, a horde of gorillas! Angry gorillas! Oh, yeah, and they're purple too. But mostly angry and think it's that time of day for a certain keyboardist to get... Well, let's not delve into details.]
I'm not old enough to have porn! And what kind of boss would pay people with that?! I should have known you were into that weird fetish stuff with those costumes too!
AAAAHH! I just want to go home! I should have known all Americans are crazy!!