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[touchurkeys]

[Coming from the woods, there is one young man with a keyboard strapped to his back with his face covered in swea-- No, make that tears.]

[And a few minutes later, a horde of gorillas! Angry gorillas! Oh, yeah, and they're purple too. But mostly angry and think it's that time of day for a certain keyboardist to get... Well, let's not delve into

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[guitar_hiro]

Why are you paying people--

[guitar_hiro]

[... waiiiiit a minute]

[guitar_hiro]

[omg]

[guitar_hiro]

Fujisaki!

[touchurkeys]

[I'M A RUNNING FAIRY PRINCESS]

AT LEAST--! K-SAN--! WASN'T PERVERTED ALONG WITH VIOLENT!!

[touchurkeys]

Nakano-san?!

[touchurkeys]

[NO WAIT, BACK TO RUNNING! My belt feels looser, why?!]

W-WHAT IS GOING ON?!

[guitar_hiro]

[GRABS YOUR ARM and tugs you this way, hey it's safe behind me]

Haah... that's what I was going to ask you.

[touchurkeys]

[cowering behind you, favorite guitarist ever] Isn't it obvious?!

[guitar_hiro]

[lol |D] Not really!

[touchurkeys]

[two gorillas down, one to go! which means calming...soon-ish...yeah, right.] Well, there are men in suits chasing me! To hurt me in unusual ways!

[guitar_hiro]

... men in suits?

[touchurkeys]

[points at the gorillas OFF IN THE DISTANCE with a shaky hand]

[guitar_hiro]

[looks!]

... aha. Those aren't men in suits; they're the real thing.

[touchurkeys]

Nakano-san, gorillas are not purple in nature. They are men in costumes.

[guitar_hiro]

Fujisaki, they're real gorillas. Trust me on this one.