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[fate_ality]

[There is a sign. It reads 'CAKE OR DEATH'. Next to it is a cake.]

...but what if I don't want either?

((I fail but collapsing! Feel free to mingle and raep my inbox))

Comments

[ecce0homo]

Binary options are often unappealing. [picks up a slice of cake] In such cases, one must consider which is more unappealing than the other.

[fate_ality]

I'm still going to go with neither. Afterall, what's the worst that could happen?

[ecce0homo]

Would you truly like me to tell you?

[fate_ality]

...no. It was rhetoric.

[ecce0homo]

As you prefer, then. [takes a small bite of cake~]

[you might remember this is the guy who predicted someone coming through the wall and blitzing the breakfast table in time to move his food out of the danger zone]

[fate_ality]

...

[fine taking some cake. But looking a bit sick after a bite.]

[ecce0homo]

[smiles encouragingly~]

[fate_ality]

[may or may not look rather green for a moment~~]

[but settles down]