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[fate_ality]

[There is a sign. It reads 'CAKE OR DEATH'. Next to it is a cake.]

...but what if I don't want either?

((I fail but collapsing! Feel free to mingle and raep my inbox))

Comments

[labellesansbra]

Just eat the cake.

[fate_ality]

I'm not that hungry.

[labellesansbra]

Cake is good for you.

[fate_ality]

...it's easily perishable, though.

[waya_to_go]

What sort of question is that? CAKE!

[fate_ality]

You can have my piece... Waya, right?

[waya_to_go]

Cool, thanks! [helping himself]

And yeah, that's me.

[fate_ality]

...right.

[ecce0homo]

Binary options are often unappealing. [picks up a slice of cake] In such cases, one must consider which is more unappealing than the other.

[fate_ality]

I'm still going to go with neither. Afterall, what's the worst that could happen?

[ecce0homo]

Would you truly like me to tell you?

[fate_ality]

...no. It was rhetoric.

[durandork]

I'd rather have the cake!

[fate_ality]

Then take it.

[durandork]

It's better to take it than take a chance, especially here, right?

[fate_ality]

Well, I suppose. And I would rather no one died in front of my eyes, either.

[plzdontdome]

Is the cake that bad?

[fate_ality]

I'm just full from dinner already, actually.

[plzdontdome]

But DYING!

[fate_ality]

Has occured here before and the people came back. Though yes, a prospect few would take a chance of.